Wigs By G's

Pee Wee Herman gets an iPad

2010-02-01T11:22:00.000-05:00

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Can you really make a million dollars in the hip hop industry? The answer is YES!

2010-01-25T01:45:00.001-05:00

Wiener Circle in Chicago -- a hot dog house where they ghetto cus yo ass the fuck out! LOLz

2009-11-27T15:50:00.001-05:00

Avant Garde or Complete Shit? You be the judge...

2009-11-12T11:52:00.000-05:00

Sittin On Tha Toilet

2009-11-08T18:14:00.002-05:00

I can't get this song out of my head! LOL

2009-11-06T12:29:00.004-05:00

the original flash video is on www.getonmyhorse.com

Bulgarian Gay Mafia Music Video...WTF?

2009-11-06T11:47:00.003-05:00

Yip Yip Rap

2009-11-06T10:11:00.000-05:00

Mr. T tells you what he doesn't like

2009-10-24T12:19:00.001-04:00

Inochi WTF from JAPAN

2009-10-17T23:41:00.000-04:00

Gumby Banging Horses

2009-10-17T23:26:00.001-04:00

Old Topless guy dances and shows off his NEO GeO collection

2009-10-10T20:10:00.001-04:00

Baby I'm black

2009-10-10T11:17:00.003-04:00

Insane Battle of the VIBES

2009-10-07T19:00:00.000-04:00

BoosTalk We Gon' Rok

2009-10-05T02:18:00.003-04:00

LOLz..

Imma let you finish, but Kanye had the best auto-tune

2009-09-18T22:05:00.002-04:00

You know how auto-tune is supposed to take people who can't sing on pitch and make them sound decent? Well, what do you do if auto-tune can't even keep you on pitch? Is there some sort of auto-auto-tune? Meta-tune or something? Or maybe at that point you should just give up and let the Microsoft Office clippy handle your vocals.

I love how pretty much every picture in the video could be a workable submission on HotChicksWithDouchebags.

Check out everything else from this person

2009-09-14T02:08:00.001-04:00

Aaaaah yes.. the internet! such a beautiful conduit for the fruits of brilliance and unemployment

2009-09-12T13:15:00.001-04:00

Gary Busey warns about animals

2009-08-28T23:51:00.001-04:00

Chia Obama

2009-08-22T15:19:00.001-04:00

Props to Tsunami on finding this jem!

Naked passenger arrested on US Flight

2009-08-22T15:17:00.000-04:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Props to Allison for finding this one!

Lady GaGa has a dong.

2009-08-13T14:51:00.001-04:00

Jermajesty Jackson

2009-08-06T19:52:00.002-04:00

I didn't know until just now, but Jermaine Jackson has a son named "Jermajesty Jackson".

HA HA HA HA HA!

Bill Clinton 2012

2009-08-04T20:48:00.002-04:00

Bill Clinton brought back the two imprisoned US journalists from North Korea, making George Bush look even more of a d-bag ex-prez.
Awwwkward.

The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

2009-08-04T15:19:00.002-04:00

Ah, now we know what Michael Vick was up to in jail...

2009-08-04T10:07:00.005-04:00

inventing this abomination to the canine species.

If you wash yo nuts & they still smell...

2009-08-01T17:51:00.001-04:00

Return of the Penis Power (Wash Yo Nuts!)

2009-07-30T19:14:00.001-04:00

Props to Darius for finding this one...

Satan's Workbench

2009-07-29T15:33:00.007-04:00

I have to credit my Dad for finding this odd gem. Due to the beyond creepy music, I am convinced this workbench is intended for use in human sacrifice, or maybe to make some kick-ass DVD shelves for your basement media room.

... and WTF?!?! Even after watching the entire 7 minute video I still have no flippin' clue as to how to make a workbench!

Bless her heart!

2009-07-29T15:13:00.005-04:00

This gal makes Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 look like a member of Mensa.

This video is .......

2009-07-20T01:52:00.002-04:00

Whip game proper

2009-07-17T18:10:00.001-04:00

One of these things is not like the others...

Michael Jackson + Soul Glow = hot dance moves

2009-07-16T18:54:00.005-04:00

They released the behind the scenes footage from Michael Jackson's eventful Pepsi commercial from back in 1984... Gotta give credit to MJ, he kept on dancing until the stagehands put him out.

The finished product, minus ignition.

Back when Eddie Murphy was funny...

The Future is here.

2009-07-16T17:23:00.001-04:00

Another funny video remix by DJ Steve Porter

2009-07-16T11:42:00.004-04:00

Happy cartoons for kids only. Yay!

2009-07-16T11:19:00.007-04:00

Bill O'Reilly tries to understand Super Mario Brothers

2009-07-08T19:50:00.003-04:00

This is what would happen if he tried playing Battle Toads...

Crazy Christian Puppet Show

2009-07-03T15:48:00.004-04:00

Props to Jordan for finding this frightening/ wonderful... thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson still dead.

2009-07-03T15:35:00.003-04:00

Maybe its all an elaborate marketing ploy to do Thriller Part2?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Bonnaroo

2009-06-23T16:39:00.003-04:00

Here's me next to Triumph as he's roasting this kid who is indoors at Bonnaroo playing Xbox (just like I am, although my excuse was I was trying to be on TV at the time).

I wouldn't be sorry either if I had on these shades!

2009-06-10T22:35:00.001-04:00

All I want for Christmas.

2009-06-03T18:20:00.005-04:00

Bacon of the month Club. Brilliant...

"Where is McGinley?"

2009-06-02T17:05:00.002-04:00

James Zabiela spinning at the Beatport Pool Party Winter Music Conference 2008 (peep 57 secs into it)

trimming the bush to make the tree look taller

2009-05-28T18:14:00.003-04:00

Finally proof that you can see the Milky Way.

2009-05-21T17:56:00.000-04:00

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

Pick up your jack and call

2009-05-20T18:27:00.004-04:00

Quest gets urban:

The script for this commercial was totally written by the whitest person in the country.

And while we're on commercials, here's a remix of the best commercial ever:

There's also a JamWow by the same guy that's enjoyable too.

Cam'ron - Cookies N Apple Juice

2009-05-16T12:19:00.002-04:00

Do you understand the analogy?

The music video with really shitty sound quality...

Black and white people furniture; courtesy of Aaron Dean

2009-05-11T20:49:00.001-04:00

Bye bye, Bolton House

2009-05-07T00:25:00.002-04:00

Alas, alas, come bid adieu to everyone's favorite overblown crack den at the end of this month, May 30. Join us in a revelrous, easy to quickly clean, stompin' good time as we have our last bash at the Sonz of Acworth Compound at Bolton and Hollywood Rds., ATL shawty.
Facebook Event

Who Am I Now?

2009-05-06T19:17:00.001-04:00

Que Hora Es?

2009-05-05T14:41:00.001-04:00

The Iron Sheik wet 'em.

2009-05-02T23:59:00.001-04:00

There had to be cocaine involved.

2009-05-01T15:25:00.005-04:00

I recently learned that a music video existed for the song "Goonies R Good Enough" by Cyndi Lauper, from the Goonies soundtrack. Upon looking it up I was blindsided with giddy delight to discover that it is in fact 12 minutes long, playing the full song two times in a row. It features cameos by such names as Steven Spielberg and The Iron Sheik, along with probably half of the 1980's WWF. I had to share:

We will teabag an elected offical for only a $1!!!

2009-05-01T13:37:00.003-04:00

I wouldn't mind tea bagging Johnny Isakson...

Tupac spotted in The Big Easy!

2009-04-30T16:36:00.004-04:00

Tupac Resurrected (MySpace Exclusive)

Everything you need to know about the Swine Flu...

2009-04-29T15:43:00.008-04:00

in 1976.

Is my wig too big?

2009-04-28T18:16:00.005-04:00

I came to the great realization late last night that the G's could use a nice springtime CSS Stylesheet layout update. There's some nice new decorations, stylish wallpaper on the wall, and even an antique framed picture. I think I may have made the header a little too tall though. What do you wiggers think?

What's this? Yes, there's even a new Sharethis sharing widget added for every post. I love you too.

***UPDATE***
I have now updated the header to a size that I find to be more aesthetically pleasing.

Popeye's Chicken is the Shiznit!

2009-04-27T01:31:00.003-04:00

"I love you Michael Jackson."

2009-04-24T00:22:00.000-04:00

80's Wendy's Training Rap Video

2009-04-24T00:16:00.003-04:00

I believe in Rem Lazar's creepiness.

2009-04-23T23:44:00.004-04:00

If you are not familiar with the "Rem-Job" get some knowledge:
Rem Lazar's Myspace
Wikipedia
IMDB

Props to Matthew Chaney for alerting me of this underground homo-erotic phenomenon...

A review of It's So Cold in the D

2009-04-14T23:23:00.002-04:00

Hola, Wiggers. Here's something.

I'm going to take that video camera away from you and beat you with it.

2009-04-10T12:54:00.001-04:00

Here's a typical video on the internet in 2009:

Tea bag Obama

2009-04-10T12:30:00.002-04:00

God bless MSNBC for letting this bit run for 6 whole minutes.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Sunny Day Double Feature

2009-03-08T13:50:00.003-04:00

From possibly the worst show on TV:

And from the cinematic masterpiece Hard Ticket to Hawii:

So little about this scene makes sense to me. This movie is totally going in my NetFlix queue.

Hitler Rap

2009-03-03T09:59:00.000-05:00

First Rap About Gettin' High With Dinosaurs

2009-03-02T20:08:00.002-05:00

Mr. T's tips for British men

2009-02-28T20:38:00.002-05:00

Armor by G's

2009-02-23T15:54:00.001-05:00

"This country ass town..."

2009-02-19T09:17:00.002-05:00

Props to my friend Roy for finding this gem...

Fun fact about Georgia

2009-02-18T08:48:00.002-05:00

Little known but true fact about Georgia at :17.

What would you expect when the tagline says "Nuts on Northwest"

To the haters

2009-02-12T20:28:00.001-05:00

Sonz of Acworth - Lenny's Bar, Feb 17th. Doors at 9pm - FREE!

2009-02-04T13:52:00.004-05:00

Sonz of Acworth. Just say the name in your head. It sounds a little bit like the cooing of springtime birds, doesn't it?

We are playing Lenny's Bar in Atlanta on February 17th. It's free. Other bands will be playing as well. That's a lot of entertainment value isn't it?

The doors open at 9:00pm, so for God's sake don't be there at 8:59pm or you might faceplant into a closed door. Ouchy!

Oh, and be sure to get every person you know and shake them hard and ask them to accompany you to this show. Doing so will help ensure that Sonz of Acworth can continue to perform quality shows for you in the metro Atlanta area for years to come.

Thank you for your patronage.

Just in case you needed your shoulder fixed

2009-01-31T00:52:00.000-05:00

An Instructional Video on How to Fix Your Shoulder from Chris Jones on Vimeo.

It's just not the same

2009-01-27T23:43:00.001-05:00

Maybe the only pleasant moment

2009-01-27T02:14:00.001-05:00

I'm still not convinced this isn't an impersonator. I especially appreciate the apt handshake at the end.

Fisting

2009-01-26T10:18:00.000-05:00

Enter the SonZone

2009-01-18T15:41:00.003-05:00

http://sonzone.ning.com
Join the Sonz of Acworth network. I see this as a consolidation point for jam discussions, party plans, coming events, etc. I've added the Wigs by G's RSS feed, and Ryan has discussed also including a Sonz wiki, updatable by members.

Just get some Immodium

2009-01-11T15:01:00.000-05:00

Can we cover this song?

Tappercize That Ho

2009-01-08T16:52:00.001-05:00

Oh, no, that's just my penis

2009-01-03T12:31:00.001-05:00

Cop mistakes penis for gun - Watch more Free Videos

What a great looking film

2008-12-29T23:46:00.002-05:00

Dance off, ranger stryle.

2008-12-25T22:40:00.001-05:00

SCRAPER BIKE!!

2008-12-22T19:44:00.001-05:00

LOL Dog Fucker

2008-12-22T19:40:00.002-05:00

http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/

On a CD? Must be magic

2008-12-22T19:09:00.000-05:00

How-to guide that came with the first Phillips CD-maker:

Couldn't resist...

2008-12-21T23:56:00.000-05:00

Warm wig wishes

2008-12-21T18:36:00.004-05:00

Reality becomes a little bit more like a David Lynch movie

2008-12-15T13:41:00.004-05:00

Remember that guy, the unlicensed handyman from Ohio that called that one black guy a socialist? Sam "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher? You know how usually it takes a few years before minor celebrities realize that their 15 minutes is gone and then say, Screw it, I'll do whatever job you want as long as your check clears? Well, it only took ole' Joe a month or so. Check out this sexxy DTV instructional video:

Bad acting, bad lighting, dirty goatee, dropping in on some random blond chick to "plug in the cable" - clearly he's prepping himself for his porn career.

Hooray for Santy Claus

2008-12-15T00:31:00.000-05:00

I'll always love this asinine thing.

Farewell kiss, you dog.

2008-12-14T17:23:00.005-05:00

TERROR ALERT!!!!!!111. Raise the threat level to 10 or Blue or whatever the highest one is! The natives are attacking. With shoes!

After all the death and destruction Bush has brought to their country, this is the thanks he gets? Those ingrates.

ETA: Bring on the animated gifs.

YARRR!!!!! I FOUND ME BOOOTY!!!!

2008-12-11T23:01:00.003-05:00

SNL Digital Short: Jizzed in My Pants

2008-12-11T08:56:00.000-05:00

Giant Gummy Bear ... on a Stick

2008-12-09T13:59:00.002-05:00

"The stick makes the Giant Gummy Bear infinitely more awesome than its stickless counterpart." - Gummy Bear Expert

Vin Diesel, Dungeons & Dragons

2008-12-09T09:27:00.002-05:00

It's not easy being blind

2008-11-28T23:24:00.002-05:00

Two minutes in... poor Ray must have had no idea what was going on around his piano.

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rick Rolled

2008-11-28T01:48:00.002-05:00

I couldn't believe this when I saw it.

More Palin!

2008-11-24T18:38:00.003-05:00

Ok, so maybe we'll have a little bit longer with this "Sarah Palin" person.

Sometimes it's annoying that our culture is so sarcastic and ironic all the time. I can't tell if this is earnest, or just really subtle satire. Either way, it's got Palin and it's funny.

On the one hand, the organization that made this has a realistic looking web site, so maybe its serious. But on the other hand, there's a black Amish guy about :30 seconds in (Sidney Poitier? Chuck Norris' side kick from Walker, Texas Ranger?) and the whole premise of the ad is thanking Sarah Palin. So I can't really tell.

Will always hold this one dear

2008-11-21T23:48:00.000-05:00

Bloody Turkey Sacrifice at the Altar of Palin

2008-11-21T14:21:00.004-05:00

A fix for everyone struggling with Sarah Palin video withdraw...