You'd have to get a couple of ribs removed first

Flying Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech

An honest mistake

I've made this same mistake myself a few times, but it's usually the other way 'round.

Been Caught Stealing

Drag queen robs Burger King.



My favorite part is when the crime and safety expert proclaims, "he was being pretty."

Bill O'Reilly, take it away

What's 15% in bananas?

I can't understand this clip. For one, I don't speak Japanese. But more importantly, I don't get the surreal anthropomorphism.

But, in any event, it appears to be a monkey working at a bar.

"What the f*ck are you doing?!?"

Sue Simmons, local news anchor for WNBC in New York.

Bill O’Reilly will always be an asshole.

Bill O’Reilly back in the 90's when he hosted a shitty news show called "Inside Edition".